I Hate Marketing Gurus
Look, I’ve been in this game since 1998. I remember when we still called it ‘advertising.’ Back then, we didn’t have these so-called ‘gurus’ spouting nonsense about ‘synergy’ and ‘paradigm shifts.’
I was at a conference in Austin last year, and some guy named Marcus—honestly, I think that wasn’t his real name—stood up and told us that ‘content is king.’ I mean, really? We’ve been hearing that since the early 2000s. It’s like saying ‘air is important for breathing.’
But here’s the thing: most of these gurus don’t actually do marketing. They just talk about it. And that’s a problem.
When I Met Dave
About three months ago, I was having coffee with a colleague named Dave. Dave’s been in the trenches, running campaigns for small businesses. He told me, ‘Sarah, these gurus make it sound so easy. But when you’re actually doing the work, it’s a completley different story.’
‘Like what?’ I asked.
‘Like, they’ll tell you to ‘leveraging’ social media, but they don’t tell you how to deal with trolls or how to actually turn likes into sales.’
Which… yeah. Fair enough.
Let’s Talk About SEO
Now, I’m not gonna sit here and tell you SEO is dead. It’s not. But it’s also not some magical unicorn that’s gonna make your business aquisition a succesfully overnight. It’s hard work. It’s committment. It’s determing what your audience actually wants and giving it to them.
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I remember when I first started out, I thought SEO was all about keywords. Keywords, keywords, keywords. But then I met this woman, let’s call her Linda, who ran a small bakery in Chicago. She told me, ‘Sarah, I don’t care about keywords. I care about getting more customers in my door.’
And that’s when it clicked. SEO isn’t about rankings. It’s about people.
A Tangent: The Great Pizza Debate
Now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘Sarah, what does pizza have to do with marketing?’ Well, bear with me. I was at this marketing meetup last Tuesday, and we got into this huge debate about the best pizza in New York. And honestly, it was more productive than the actual marketing discussion.
Because here’s the thing: people care about pizza. They care about where to get the best slice, who has the best crust, who’s got the best toppings. And if you’re a pizza place, you need to be talking about that. You need to be engaging with your customers, finding out what they want, and giving it to them.
It’s the same with marketing. You need to stop worrying about algorithms and start worrying about your customers. What do they want? What do they need? How can you help them?
Social Media: The Great Illusion
Look, I’m not saying social media isn’t important. It is. But it’s not the be-all and end-all. I’ve seen too many businesses pour time and money into Instagram and Facebook, only to see their sales stay flat.
I had this friend, let’s call him Greg, who ran a small bookstore. He spent hours every day posting on social media, trying to get more followers. But his sales? They weren’t physicaly moving. I told him, ‘Greg, maybe you should spend less time on Instagram and more time talking to your customers.’
And you know what? He did. And his sales went up.
So, here’s my advice: stop chasing likes. Start chasing customers.
Branding: It’s Not Just a Logo
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard someone say, ‘We need to rebrand.’ And usually, that means they want a new logo. A new color scheme. A new tagline. But branding isn’t about that. It’s about how you make your customers feel.
I remember this one client, let’s call her Emily. She came to me and said, ‘Sarah, I need a new logo.’ I asked her why. She said, ‘Because our sales are down.’
I told her, ‘Emily, a new logo isn’t gonna fix that. You need to figure out why your customers aren’t happy and fix that.’
And that’s the truth. Branding is about more than just looks. It’s about substance. It’s about making a promiss and keeping it.
Final Thoughts (Kinda)
Look, I could go on and on. But I won’t. Because honestly, I’m tired of talking about marketing. I’m tired of the gurus and the trends and the nonsense. I just want to talk about what actually works.
So, here’s my final thought: stop listening to the gurus. Start listening to your customers. And for the love of all that’s holy, stop worrying about algorithms and start worrying about people.
About the Author: Sarah Johnson has been a senior editor at major publications for over 20 years. She’s seen it all, done it all, and has the scars to prove it. When she’s not writing, she’s probably arguing about pizza or trying to get her cat to like her.
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